I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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