We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
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