Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
another moral hangover. fuck.
Heybabeimwearingurpanties
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Randomize