she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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