people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
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