My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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