so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
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