in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Apparently last night I sat at the bar with an upside down sharpie lightning bolt on my forehead, yelling "It's Harry Potter's birthday! Let me be on the qudditch team!" And I kept calling the bartender Dobby. There are videos.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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