I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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