What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Screwed.edu
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
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