May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
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