oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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