I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
