great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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