question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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