You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
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