We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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