So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Watching her eat just hurts me
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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