I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
I'm really busy with my period
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