WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
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