I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Bring me that man meat
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
Randomize
