We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
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