I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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