It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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