Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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