What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Randomize
