This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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