I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
Randomize
