do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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