When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
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