sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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