So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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