THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
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