D3 body, D1 cock
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
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