I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
two words: eviction party
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Randomize
