after a month anything with tits is on the radar
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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