Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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