so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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