But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
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