Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
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