I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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