I want to stick my p in your. b.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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