Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
Randomize
