Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
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