Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
Randomize
