sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
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