ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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