ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Just pee around me
I just had sex on a roof
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
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