It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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