I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
Randomize
