Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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