Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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