whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
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