This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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