that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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