we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
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